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[MX: Keys Intro, Rat Chorus]
ALL: Smilin’ Dan the Twitching Pet
Rat
EM HICK-BOY: Heyy mawww,
Smilin’ Dan ain’t eatin’. He’s just
thrashin’ around agin, maw!
DM HICK-MOM: (away from
mic) Careful, now, don’ let ‘im twitch in yer
face. Leave ‘is food in ‘is cage, Jimmy Joe Bob
Billy Dean Earl. His face’ll twitch right in it and
he can eat it then!!!
EM BOY: Gosh that’s
smart. Thanks, mawww!
DM MOM: Now put’cher
pants on, boy. You can play with Smilin’ Dan later!
EM BOY: O-kay, maw!
BOTH: (cheesey laughter)
LTL: Smilin’ Dan the
Twitching Pet Rat only at participating locations. Next time
you’re near your grocer’s freezer, ask for him
by name.
[MX: Keys Intro, Rat Chorus]
ALL: Smilin’ Dan the Twitching Pet
Rat
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