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[MX: drums and bass]

DM: Dear Mom and Dad. I’m having the best time visting grandma. I made a new friend at the playground today. Her name is Becky and she has ADHD just like me. It’s good to know I’m not the only one. Becky says her Mom and Dad are giving her Gullabrex 3.0 for ADHD. What’s Gullabrex?

Love, Britney

p.s. Grandma is pooping her polyester pants again.

[mx: drums/bass OUT; guitar in]

LTL: (compassionately) Gullabrex 3.0 is a gentle, caring way to chemically adapt to the world around you. My name is Dr. Brett McCallister...you might remember me from such infomercials as “Sea Monkeys: Our Underwater Friends” and “Talk to the Hand.”

I’m here today to talk about Gullabrex 3.0. Millions of Americans have already switched from their expensive, funny-named medications to Gullabrex, and I’m pretty sure I know why. With a minimum of unpleasant side effects, the newly-upgraded Gullabrex 3.0 goes to work right away to alleve all those unpleasant human condition symptoms.

With the proper dosage, young Britney’s grades and popularity could soar, and Grandma’s dependence on Depends could wane. From ADD to OCD, Impotence to Omnipotence, from Halitosis to Hemorrhoids, Gullabrex will fix you right up.

Why not make the switch to Gullabrex 3.0 today? Now available in chewable and inhalable form. For a free sample, visit your local pharmacy or order online at Gullabrex4me.com.

Gullabrex 3.0. The world is your oyster...why not swallow it whole?

[mx OUT]

rH: Credit approval, doctor activity fee and service agreement required. Offer available at participating pharmaceutical ventures. Certain other restrictions and additional charges will apply. See store for details.

   
       
 

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