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[MX=metal keys/drums]
EM: THIS WEEKEND ONLY! POWER
POWER POWER! IT’S THE SUPER MONSTER TRUCK AND TRACTOR
PULL LIVE AT THE WORCESTER CENTRUM!
ONLY ONE WORD AND ONE WORD ONLY CAN DESCRIBE
IT! EXTREME EXTREME EXTREME!
GAZE AT BIGFOOT IN ALL HIS GLORY AND WORLD-FAMOUS
HOOTERS PRE-OPS! BEHOLD BACK PANTHER T220 CRUSH ALL OPPONENTS
INTO...THE...GROUND GROUND GROUND!
SOME BENEFITS TO PROCEED THE BOYS AND GIRLS
MULLET CHOIR OF MALDEN.
GET YOUR TICKETS NOW CAUSE IT ONLY HAPPENS
ONCE A YEAR! AND DON’T FORGET TO BRING YOUR MOMMIE!
THIS WEEKEND ONLY! COOLER THAN FONZIE! YOU
KNOW YOU WANT IT!!
[hold chord]
LTL: This message brought
to you by the John Madden Church of Jesus Christ of Latter
Day Technical Institutes, a division of AOL/Time Warner, Defender
of Truth, Justice and the American Way, located just off the
interstate next to McDonalds, Culver City, California 90230
[MX OUT]
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